Computer Insights 0 of x

1) Computers are absolutely useless tools until you beat some sense into them via an old keyboard across the monitor…
2) The true goal of Computer Science is to build something that lasts until it is finished.
3) If you know about computers, then you know about cell phones, televisions, vcr’s, dvd’s, all forms of computer input devices, dishwashers, washers and dryers, clock radios, cd players, *insert other various electronic devices*, lawn mowers, automobile mechanics, theoretical math and science, and all things weather and gaming related. However, most of the time they want you to unstop a toilet or replace moldy ceiling tiles…
4) 99% of all computer errors are either ID-10T or PEBCAK and could easily be solved with a RTFM. 99% of all errors could be prevented by not buying Windows based computers. The other 1% is because we techies need to stay in business…